Dominic Cumming’s new Cabinet reshuffle had an unexpected turn today as Sajid Javid resigned as chancellor stating, ” Any self-respecting Minister would reject the proposals to sack there own aids”
Dominic Cumming’s front man, Boris(the puppet) Johnson was overheard begging Sajid to stay, “Please Sajid, I will look bad, Dom will blame me”
The unelected Prime Minister fought off this setback and managed to find another puppet to run the treasury, so alls well! Dominic told his front man, “in future we only ever want a Chino” (chancellor in name only)
In the mean time those unelected beurocrats in Brussels must be to blame!